sorry but im like genuinely distressed by the existence of the 50 shades of grey movie i dont want this shit to exist im furious that there has to be another goddamn fucking trash piece of media that’s being released in cinemas and widely discussed about a powerful sexually…
A couple of my favorite shots from a recent photoshoot with my favorite gal Michelle Terris
an ancient and terrible curse.
Oglaf makes my fucking life better.
In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.
I’M GONNA BE OKAY I’VE GOT PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME EVEN WHEN I DON’T REALLY DESERVE IT I’VE GOT THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO AND PEOPLE TO LOVE AND DOGS TO PET AND RAIN TO LISTEN TO AND I’M GONNA BE OKAY WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY
(Source: akshully, via danmonti)
tolkein illustrations → the hobbit
(Source: mishawinsexster, via little-deer-elf)
by Chiara Bautista
We are absolutely in love!
apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so